Fucking a red-haired girl hard is not only pleasant, but also useful...

The less hair, the bigger the penis...

The sailor is given to the boatswain according to the Naval Regulations

Giving a cock to a smart girl in the cheek is pleasant and useful

Syren De Mer meets Mick Blue and instead of romance gets a dick in the ass

Let's say your friend has a little hair, but you don't need a lot of it for sex...

Complimented a girl in the park and did she go to sex instead of fitness

Forgot to buy flowers for my girlfriend and promised to work it off with my dick

Came with a standing dick instead of flowers and got a great blowjob