Dad went on a business trip and I'm replacing him in the bedroom.

Dad went on a business trip and my stepmother won't leave my bed

Woke up in the morning after a club with a woman, threw her a stick, came inside and left, isn't he a bastard?!

Любовница моего отца теперь моя, прости батя

The bigger the ass of a friend, the stronger the feelings

Драть риелтершу в новой квартире это так романтично...

While my dad was lying around drunk, I fucked my stepmother and she was very pleased

Пора познать тебе американскую культуру или мой индийский пасынок

Так уж вышло, что мой член больше, чем у папаши